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Blowing me off must be fun because people love doing it all the time.

Forever Yong

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It’s a bitch girl

This is why you're sad

D:
Ughghghhhhghhhhhhh
S:
:( Wanna eat stuff?
D:
Everything.
S:
I would like all the cookies please.
Just like a sincere apology or declaration of love, you have to heckle from the bottom of your heart.

Forever Yong

I always have the the worst things happen to me on public transportation. Everything except crashing or dying.

Brothers

in reference to that part in Teen Witch when Polly bitches out Louise for becoming popular

S:
That girl is being such a bitchy jealous friend.
M:
Wouldn't you be a bitch if you were ugly and unpopular?
S:
...Yes. I suppose I would.
THROW SOME DIJON THAT BITCH!

ForeverYong (in reference to the sandwich you are making me)

Dag.

Shit was flagged faster than a fast-acting preggo test. Craigslist must be on their shit.

OR all the people who seek out Domestic Gigs are seriously hating on my sandwich crave. It’s one thing to not make me a sandwich, but to prevent others from making me a sandwich?

WHAT THE FAMILY IS THAT SHIT ABOUT???

So I re-posted. BAM.

Alright, so I just rode a bike with Brothers to Bedstuy from the northside of Williamsburg.

This is my second bike ride for the day. Which means I’m good for physical stuff for the rest of the month probably. According to Google Maps that’s like 2.7 miles. I’m moderately proud of my soft, muscularly-definition-less self.

Except after biking like a person who bikes all the time, I realized that I am starvin’ like Marvin! (a popular phrase of my mom’s. Who’s Marvin? I donno, probably a friend of my mom’s who binges like he’s anti-ana or something)

And Oh shit girl I had Yolato like 2 hours ago and that’s it for dinner-wise and I am HONGRY. And it’s late now and nothing is open and now I’m in Bedstuy so I don’t even think I want things to be open here and nobody I texted will make me a sandwich and this is stupid.

So Craigslist. Naturally.

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